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Post by Ziakira on Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:46 pm

Hi! If you're fans of the ongoing story 'Death and his girlfriend' (http://pen-n-paper.forumcroatian.com/t8-death-and-his-girlfriend) then now is your chance to ask Death a question. Since the creator of the story is a lazy ass, you should come here to try and survive until she writes part 3 of the story, so, ask away!

You can ask me anything; just don’t get mad if I don’t answer since I AM Death itself, so if you piss me of, you're doomed. Satan is my best friend, if you make me mad; I can get him to save all the worst for you...GOT IT! Twisted Evil

Now, to the questions...don’t worry, I don’t bite...unless you piss me off, in which case, as you see, I bite...hard... Twisted Evil

So, start asking questions...at your own risk...YOU HAVE BEEN WARNED...*ahem* Sorry about that...Jesus is giving me a hard time and he keeps bugging me about his parents’ divorce like it was my fault... No


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Re: Ask Deathy

Post by Invisible Ink on Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:49 pm

are Jesus's parents really getting divorced!?
and why?!
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Post by Ziakira on Mon Dec 31, 2012 6:58 pm

Invisible Ink wrote:are Jesus's parents really getting divorced!?
and why?!

Yes, they are...

When part three comes out, you will se why things are getting freky in the after life.

You see, everything is perfect here in the Dafter life - I even have an internet conection to Earth x3
But, lately weird stuff is haepning, like the divorce of Jesuses parents...

Zia, my girlfriend, suduced Satan, and, in part three, he'll pull out of the campaign, but...this is going to doun freaky...she's pregant with his kid, but she loves me...that does NOT happen in the afterlife...but the reason to why all this shit is happening will be here in part four...I dont know why things are freaky, but Natlie, the writer, tells me that everything will be a lot clearer in part four...

I dunno...It's kinda creeping me out...and I am Deat itself...now if something is creeping out Death, it must be pretty god damn scarry...

But dont worry, Im so awsome that nothing bad can ever happen to...or my friends...cuz I;m so awsome...Zia tells me Im not THAT awsome, but she's living in denial... x3
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Post by Ziakira on Mon Dec 31, 2012 7:00 pm

Ziakira wrote:
Invisible Ink wrote:are Jesus's parents really getting divorced!?
and why?!

Yes, they are...

When part three comes out, you will se why things are getting freky in the after life.

You see, everything is perfect here in the Dafter life - I even have an internet conection to Earth x3
But, lately weird stuff is haepning, like the divorce of Jesuses parents...

Zia, my girlfriend, suduced Satan, and, in part three, he'll pull out of the campaign, but...this is going to doun freaky...she's pregant with his kid, but she loves me...that does NOT happen in the afterlife...but the reason to why all this shit is happening will be here in part four...I dont know why things are freaky, but Natlie, the writer, tells me that everything will be a lot clearer in part four...

I dunno...It's kinda creeping me out...and I am Deat itself...now if something is creeping out Death, it must be pretty god damn scarry...

But dont worry, Im so awsome that nothing bad can ever happen to...or my friends...cuz I;m so awsome...Zia tells me Im not THAT awsome, but she's living in denial... x3

Oh yeahm, i forgot to mention that Marry doesn;t love God anymore..well, not in that way...everybody loves god...except for Satan...

Oh my...I just realized my girlfirend is going to give birth to the antichrist,,,i gotta get her to get an abortion...oh my...do they even do abortions in the after life? Nobody has ever needed one...

Well, I'll just bring her to Erath...
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Post by Invisible Ink on Mon Dec 31, 2012 8:57 pm

OH MY GOD IS ZIA GOING TO EARTH!?
OMG

I CAN'T
FEELS
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Post by Ziakira on Tue Jan 01, 2013 3:14 pm

Invisible Ink wrote:OH MY GOD IS ZIA GOING TO EARTH!?
OMG

I CAN'T
FEELS

Well, yes, I'll be going with her to Earth too. After we get that fixed, we'll have to find out what the hell is going on and why the afterlife isn;t perfect anymore...it's weird... 0.o

Don't worry, we'll fix it... Wink

You know, all this 'the-afterlife-should-be-perfect-but-suddenly-isn't' is making me think of Davy Jones from POTC who said "Life is cruel, why should the after-life be any different?"

Maybe the creator of that story is basing this whole situation on that quote because she's obsesing over Captain Ajck Saprrow...again...well, actually, she was obbsesing over him when she began to write my story...but now she's obbsesing over - and you wont believe this - Ash Ketchum from Pokemon? Seriously, I have no idea what the heck is wrong with her...

Maybe that's why I'm so crazy...lol...

*The irony of Death itself using the word 'lol'*
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